CHUCKLES BY CHARLENE

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CHUCKLES BY CHARLENE

Four reasons why computers are female:

i) As soon as you have one, a better one is around the corner.
ii) No one but the Creator understands the internal logic.
iii) Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
iv) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

Knocking at Heaven's Gate

On their way to a Justice of the Peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. While waiting outside Heaven's Gate waiting for St Peter to finish the paperwork, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven.

St Peter finally shows up and they ask him. He says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go and find out."

The two sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven. What if it doesn't work out? they wonder. Would be stuck together forever?

St Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "Geez!" he exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priest up here. Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

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